(From Chapter 2- script by Rudy Dean) Outside of the building where Balzac tortures Eagleburger a flying saucer hovers over the roof.  A man tied to a rope repels from it. This man is Deep Throat.  

In part 4 of Eagleburger JFK takes the witness stand and…well…this happens.

(From #4, script by Rudy Dean.) In his cell, Eagleburger bites into a juicy hamburger, the meat is an obvious Eagle. His priest is with him. PRIEST What are you eating? EAGLEBURGER Bald Eagle burger. My last...

Gotta go refill Uncle Deep Throat’s moonshine bottle. Will update more later this week…

Tattoos? Who’s with me??!!

“Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true.”

“In order to create the universe, you must first read Eagleburger.”

“Isn’t it true, that you and Eagleburger were celibate, waiting for marriage, and so it made you insanely upset and bitter when you found out in the papers that he was breeding with prisoners and giant space worms underneath Area 51? Is not this the real reason you broke up with him?”

Do You Have Majestic Clearance?

Fear and Loathing on the campaign trail…